Barry in New Mexico giving a speech for Memorial Day (that's hard enough to believe at the outset)
On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong.
Dan Quayle was roundly abused by the media for spelling potato with an e, but Barry can say Wellsleyan instead of Wesleyan and no one mentions it. He visits 57 states and that's not a lack of geographical knowledge it's exhaustion in the service of the proletariat. We the little people don't know anyway. To paraphrase Mr Mom: 57 states, 58--whatever it takes. The Imperial United States has crushed them all anyway.